Showing posts with label Please speak English properly I'm doing my best. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Please speak English properly I'm doing my best. Show all posts

Sunday, October 21, 2007

TV Times - CNN - You should watch CNN today tonightWhy? Something always happening there.
Take today, where is Hugh?
HUGH, HUGH, ...HUGH
Where are you?
No answer, probably gone gambling again.
HUGH, if I were you, I would rush back to Hong Kong and fast, Kristie is back from South Korea, and guess what? Andrew, opportunist, popped in tonight to say hi, are you doing Kristie? etc... and he is staying around. I think you should stop messing around and come back fast. Well that's my opinion now...
Mari is alright too.
Now the News CNN doesn't have.
ING bought Netbank. You don't care, you should, you may be facing trouble ahead!
So far and for the past 4 years I have had a bank account with Netbank (Georgia and World -Internet Bank)) and an automatic payment plan for my mortgage. Everything has been smooth and cheap with an excellent customer service.
Too good to last comes true.
An EU bank called ING bought Netbank. I was not officially notified, I have just received an email telling me "Enjoy $25 to open an ING account, to convert now your bank account". I know EU banks alright and thank you very much but NO THANKS (I know the crooks)!
Then nothing more.
2 weeks later, it was time for me to wire transfer some money to my bank account to keep paying the mortgage I have with Aurora Loan Services for my home in Central Florida, Heaven on Earth (Kissimmee, Paula came to visit us, I think Kristie should too, one day).
But alarmed by the fact ING was around, prior to wire the funds I decided to make a call to check out if the swiftcode, rolling number and useful phone numbers necessary for an international transfer remained the same.
Dring, Dring, Dring
Press this and that etc...
ING, Good Morning (Hoohoo, trouble, no more Net bank customer service, I am already worrying)
I do explain the story, right now I am in a foreign country, I do wire transfers to pay my mortgage etc...
ING : Sir, this is not an option
Me : Sir my mortgage payments are not optional, I have to and I just wanna know if the rolling number has changed that's all
ING : Sir this is not an option, we don't do international wires
Me : You don't have to do anything I am sending the money
ING : Sir this is not an option
Me : Alright!?!???!, What are the options?
ING : A long blank..................................................................
Me : What am I suppose to do to be able to make a deposit in my Net bank account to pay my mortgage? What are you going to do with Net bank's checking accounts?
ING : We don't know yet, we will have the answer soon.
Me : Ok Have a great day, thank you very helpful!
Now, I want to know who gave ING the autorisation to buy a FDIC insured bank and to operate in the US!
I am goin to complain to BEN!
Back to important matters, we have now the Kristie's touch with Stick around, Andrew's words are Stay with us, Larry, the famous Don't go away, Shakun's preferred are Stay tuned, I can't remember what are Hugh's preffered ones.
HUGH, HUGH, .................HUGH,
Just to let you know that when I left, Andrew was still with Kristie!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

TV Times - CNN - You should watch CNN Today - Breaking News - London shopping trip for Shakun.
I have been worried part of the day wondering how I was going to deal with the TV Dress Code Prize story, I made it at last, here are today's topics. Shakun went shopping in London to be able to win the next race starting this thursday. Kristie has finally forgiven Hugh and has accepted to speak to him again, Mari still leading the Lady's competition, Anjali entered late in the race is closing up. Kristie is cuter than ever. Guillermo and Andrew have given up.
From the Global News Center :
We have pretty bad news for Mahmoud when we refer to history.
Personal Message : To Larry,
I never ask for anything but please don't invite no more the Donald, he depresses me.
The Competition :
We are almost there, the finish line can be seen and to impress the jury, today, Anjali and Hugh have chosen the smart sober look. The Lady's competition is no surprise as expected, Mari will win, any other choice wouldn't make sense since Shakun and Hugh won the previous race.
The Jury with deep concerns has just decided to disqualify Hugh for this week competition for a nasty remark he made about "cute animals". Well, these are the rules and as advertised they can change without notice, the jury is also watching the language and allusive remarks are not tolerated (I know, I have a democratic problem). The jury also decided to create a special prize called The TV Dress Code Elegance Prize that will be won probably by Kristie while Mari is leading for The Lady's TV Dress Code Prize. Anjali doing very well is about to hit the second place, Marie (Not CNN yet) the third place.
So yes, the race is now going wild in the Men's section with Hugh disqualified tomorrow will be a mad day on CNN, anyone can now win with the leader out.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

TV Times - CNN - You should watch CNN Today, you should watch for sure.
Shakun and Hugh have won yesterday the TV Dress Code prize, but nevertheless, they already competing for next week prize. I know where is Kristie, she is at "packing a punch" getting ready for the next time she sees Hugh. She did not appreciate he left again for that underwater poker party, I do understand that.
What will happen next, You stay tuned, you will have more.
You are watching and you saw that Bonnie and Candy have entered the competition for the next week prize.
So far, it's being fair and all participants are in the spirit.
A german citizen declared he was tortured by CIA. This is false, first of all, CIA does not torture, second of all, he shoud not wear that nazi uniform and go around telling whoever wants to listen that he is about to invade the UK.
Does anybody have a restaurant list or stores where Myanmar embassies officials go to? If you do or if you have any information that could lead to establish such a list post it somewhere so we can join them in a civilised way to welcome them in Democratic countries and ask them to support us in supporting Freedom progress for Burmese people to improve their right to a more developped country both economically and socially.

Monday, October 08, 2007

TV Times - CNN - You should watch CNN today, Hugh and Shakun invited to a mariage.
You were asking why Shakun and Hugh were dressed so smartly today, I was told just now, they are invited to a party right after work.
No, I haven't seen yet Mari, Guillermo, Candi or Mark.
Just heard now about Andrew but I am not sure, he might be gone to a small island somewhere.
We will have more in a few minutes.
TV Dress code competition is apparently held in Honk Kong. I have been told just now that the party were Shakun and Hugh are going to isn't a mariage, it is the TV Dress Code winner's night, a very big event. You just saw Guillermo, I believe he is going to.
I could feel the embarassment coming, it came, worse of all, Candi is delivering it.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

TV Times - CNN - You should watch CNN today, Breaking News - Breaking News -
Shakun, just back (after several days of search) and Stephen have found where Hugh is. You won't believe it, he left Kristie to play poker, isn't that a shame? Worse of all the party should take place underwater, I mean, this is typical Aussie's madness, would you really leave Kristie to go play poker underwater? I wouldn't. Though I wonder how they going to manage to smoke downthere and I have no idea how they are going to deal with the ice for the drinks. I don't know why but I never expected Hugh to be a game addict. That could be a good subject, remind when he comes back, to send Amy(not currently working for CNN but) and Hugh(how lucky) reporting on rehab to get more people warned about addictions.
I have listened very carefully to what Myanmar Foreign Minister had to say and to tell you the truth I didn't understand when he spoke at the United Nations why Myanmar military had to shoot Burmese civilians and monks to confront "powerfull countries" interested in a political showdown. To me, this is a very strange strategy.
I of course apologise to all Aussies around the world, to Australia, to PM J. Howard and the Queen for the desperate joke I made about the "typical Aussie's madness".

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

TV Times - CNN - Mari's spirit is down, why?
Well, I was told about that, Hugh is a true Aussie, and he did it again, he left, probably for some dangerous trip and Kristie had to go after him again. He is terrrible. Andrew was sick of it so he decided to leave to and he went to Talk Asia (on CNN too) while Shakun is also looking for Hugh, I guess. Is Candi alright, well I don't know, I haven't seen her tonight yet but I saw Barak, he had an angry folk at his meeting and Rudy was talking about my writing but I can tell that I am now on the fast track and doing better and better, I will be ready for that job.
Mari's smile is back, Kristie too, no she hasn't found Hugh yet.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

TV Times - CNN - You should watch CNN Today, Breaking News - Breaking News -
What a relief, Kristie and Mari in a joint effort managed to find Hugh and brought him back.
This is the only good news you will probably get today, so enjoy.
Has anybody some photos of Myanmar embassies officials? Never loose your sense of wonder, a specialist is speaking(Imean MYSELF but you has already guessed I am sure).

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Turn your TV on - Go to SKY News, the Chancellor is going to speak at the Labour Party Conference in Bournemouth, I have been told you may see a very relaxed PM Brown.
A few minutes ago, I saw that Jo has a very sexy black dress, I think she has decided to compete against Mari, I wonder how Mari will answer to that.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

TV Times - CNN - My antenna is working again and I'm back watching CNN.
Great news Shakun is ok and she is now with Andrew. I never noticed before that Mari had glasses, I wonder why?
TV Times - CNN - No CNN, a satelite problem.
Technology isn't perfect and this is bad news, I hope it's going to be fixed pretty soon. It's a terrible situation, because of that I don't have any news from Hong Kong. Is Shakun, Kristie, Mari, Eunice alright? Is Hugh back from Sumatra and how is Shihab(the new one)doing? Well, I didn't tell Shakun yet but two nights ago, I heard somebody saying that "He's an Aussie, he will do it again", she was talking about Hugh that left Shakun to go to some dangerous trip, That's probably true, you know, may be not the kind of man she wants.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Personal Message -
Brooke, could you please do me a favour? Please find Paula, I haven't seen her for ages.

Shakun, I'm sorry to disturb but do you think you could manage to find a few minutes to pop in at the Emmy Awards?

Thank you guys, was good to see that Paula is still Paula(not Pablo). Thanks to HIM.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

TV Times - CNN - You should watch CNN Today, may be not tonight!
Good Morning Shakuntala and Hugh, how great is to be able to name two guys spending hours in lour living room every day and sometimes night. I didn't check yet if Shakuntala has her page up now but I will pretty soon.
I protest though, have you guys decided to ruin my spirit? After Israel, the US. I am looking forward to my next trip Home anyway, whatsoever, hoping I'll be able to stay, of course I will miss you, watching CNN Home.

Monday, September 10, 2007

TV Times - CNN - I am live from the Anchors and Reporters Section.
Watching at the same time CNN Today, Kristie isn't working tonight, Hugh is. Max has a page and he may have an enemy because there is no link (here) on this page to his resume.
According to you, why?
The Mysterious Lady on air tonight with Hugh, I am still looking for her name and her page, so far I wasn't able to find either one.
Please do not comment, just help if you don't mind(how was that).

Sunday, September 09, 2007

TV Times - CNN - Most of the time, you should watch CNN Today, may be not tonight.
I was watching Kristie and Hugh a few minutes ago and they may change their mind never know but I think they are going to break my heart with a bad subject. I know that you can find very silly people anywhere in the world but I hate to see it in some cases. Not fair, I know.
It wasn't pleasant at all to tell you the truth, leaves you with the same feeling when some kids with nice cars from good families go on a friday night after a few beers to beat up some homeless people for fun. What went wrong and when?

Thursday, September 06, 2007

TV Times - CNN - Something wrong with CNN.com, can't find the page still for the Mysterious Lady working with Hugh and on air now.
On top of that, we now know that Max is working there on the morning show but no page in Anchors and Reporters, I wonder, is it somekind of test, at least, he's got his name on this page (Here).
The Mysterious Lady does not. I am still trying to catch her name but I am not quite sure about it, Mrs Santhani?
That's good news for rugby's fans, tv broadcast won't be affected by Press Photographers protest, absolutely justified by the way, though, that's not going to change anything for us, we are only interested in news and politics, we will continue to watch CNN Today.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

TV Times - CNN - What a night we had watching CNN Today!
First, we saw Eunice on air reporting and later in the studio with Hugh(I have to tell you, I was jealous seing Hugh sitting in between two very nice ladies, isn't he lucky), yes Kristie wasn't there but the Mysterious Lady(I know, she told us her name several times and don't say it, I am slow but improving and yet today I haven't checked out the Anchors and Reporters section to find out if she now is at last in there, what do you think of this syntax, am I any better). The best was still to come, a few minutes later, appeared on screen the President and PM John Edward, two men that let me think that it is still worth fighting, Freedom has a chance.
Now what if you missed that, the President spoke about Irak, Freedom and Democracy, Kyoto and more, to tell you the truth I felt like OK the President like he said will hit the road in a little while and he speaks his mind about the policies he chose and tought were the best for America and the free world.
More when the President and PM Howard have luch with ADFM
Next time you don't want miss anything watch CNN Today.