Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Email Times - Strange World - Am I the only one to receive emails like that ?
That was 2 days ago, I frequently receive nasty mails following my posts but that one was strange.
Text "I am your new neighbour. Hi Babe, wassup" etc... ending "I tried attaching this picture of my bum I took it today with my webcam for you ... hope u enjoy it.... Kisses wherever u want eheh" signed "xoxo sara".
What would you do, I never thought I could inspire such things, I decided to answer that "I suggest you move asap. This is a very nice neighbourhood and my hometown does not fancy such behaviour. Thank You!"
I know that wasn't very nice but Kissimmee is a family place, you know. I thought that was it and frankly I did not expect an answer to my mail but believe or not I got one.
Here it is "Actually babe, Im just about to start my show right now.. come chat mein the chat room.. i wanna get u off, i'll do whatever u tell me lol..its FREE lol xoxox sara"
Very disturbing, I thought I had been quite nasty and here comes another invitation. I decided to answer the message with a new proposal hoping it will be the end of that mail relation, here is what I wrote "So far you refused to do what I asked for, I told you to move because I don't fancy you as my neighbor and you didn't do it. Now you wrote it's free, that's not good enough, if you plan to hand me some money, may be I can watch you doing your performance, it depends if you are generous enough, high quality viewers such as myself are priceless. Do your best and post your offer for my time and you could enjoy counting me as an admirer."
Well, since this nice person has stopped writing me and I now think entering the antispam industry with my method.

Monday, September 03, 2007

TV Times - CNN - Hugh and Kristie are back.
President BUSH to address Troops shortly - Sky News will broadcast live

Friday, August 31, 2007

Media Times - CNN - Today, the President made an important statement about the housing market.
For those who read this blog and don't watch CNN because my blog is a much more important worlwide media than CNN is did not see today President BUSH homeowner financing speech in the Rose Garden at the White House.
You have enjoyed fat bonuses on your adjustable mortgages sales that you knew you shouldn't have done, following what the President said, "In other words, if you've been cheating somebody we're going to find you and hold you to account.", I strongly suggest, hoping you kept clean records of your customers, you contact them asap to enquire how they are dealing with the mortgage you sold, if you find out they face difficulties to manage, then , you should probably use the same kind of talent you used to sell the mortgage in the first place to find a financial institution to renegociate it in your customers interest. Why should you do that, well, when President BUSH says "we will hold you to account" because you messed around with vulnerable people, I strongly recommend you believe the words.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

TV Times - CNN - I made a terrible mistake, Eunice isn't on air now, somebody else is and can't find her in the Anchors and Reporters section, quite a shame, on top of that, Hugh is gone, didn't say where he was going to, Kristie left too without a word and the website at this address does say much about who I am watching. They keep on saying You are watching CNN Today, I know that because I usually choose the program I am watching, it's even disturbing because the following day when talking to other people, it crosses my mind that may be this one doesn't, may be most don't, may be I am the only one to choose the program I watch and this could explain why they keep saying You are watching CNN Today to warn viewers about the program that ended up on their tv screen. Do you too choose the program you watch? (i am practising).
I know, several times, names have appeared screen bottom but that was just too fast, I know, I am slow but if you want to know who I am watching you will have to do it again and you should do something on the website too and by the way why don't you mention where is Kristie and Hugh, I'd like to know.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

TV Times - CNN - The Biggest Slump in US Housing in the last 20 years,
"What goes up must come down" has declared the United Hill Billy Nations High Commissioner for Europe from his Paris office, he added, "just lay back, manage to pay your mortgage and you'll be alright". He also mentionned that he misses a lot his hometown Kissimmee and was looking forward for his next trip home six weeks away.
Wondering Times - CNN - Where is Hugh? Is Kristie gone again to Bejing?
How is my hometown these days, going to check the Orlando Sentinel to find out.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

TV Times - CNN - Significant progress have been made.
I just found Eunice page in Anchors and Reporters, not her picture yet but never mind, next time it will be there, probably. To reach the next level of quality, do you think Kristie could give me a hug and a smile? I just wonder.
Guess what, tonight I saw Ted on french tv.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

TV Times - CNN - Is Hugh working with his wife?
The Lady (can't find her in the section Anchors and Reporters) working with Hugh has just said something that let me think she may not be his wife, that's an opportunity, she may prefer Kissimmee to Wolfeboro.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

TV Times - CNN - I wonder why Hugh is telling me You are watching CNN Today,
Does he really think I need to know which program I am watching, do you thing too I press any button and just wait for the guy to tell where my fingers have driven me?
As usual, a silly joke of mine, you guys look terrific tonight, any vacations ahead?
Sad Times - USA - MC Rove is about to leave the Building.
At the end of the month, the curtain will come down for the last time. Karl is going Home, lucky one, isn't he? Well to tell you the truth, I watched the video and sounds to me that he slightly went emotional at one point, not the President, silly you, I meant Karl.
The President said that he will be on the road too in a little bit and this drives me to think I should be going Home too.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

TV Times - CNN - Hugh isn't that good at saving, Kristie is gone....not there tonight!! I have to withdraw this naughty comment about Hugh, he is alright, he started on his own but finally she appeared smiling.

Friday, July 13, 2007

TV Times - CNN - Gambling on violence in Irak and the unpopularity at home of US Forces deployment there to win the Presidential race might be a risky business.
When you do not have much to say about unemployment, economic growth, medicare or domestic issues, you can look to find out the most unpopular subject to exploit it betting the public won't find out before the election is done. Altough, this is a very risky business. Betting on ignorance because it is a difficult subject to explain is criminal but it is also stupid as you may need right after the election to explain exactly the opposite.
I thought watching CNN while abroad might help homesickness, in fact, it makes it worse most of the time, on top of that, I just found out I am about to miss Ashley's sale and I needed to change the bedroom set. Bad luck.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

TV Times - CNN - Not allowed to "save" Kristie whatsoever.

Hugh is being very naughty, watching what's going on in China with the rats (flooding consequences), he dared asking for a rat hoping he might enjoy the opportunity to "save" Kristie, very smart but I never said he could do something like that. That's my job.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

TV Times - World - Do as you are told, Stay Tuned.
Watch CNN
We had Larry's words, "Don't go away" and we now have "Stay Tuned" from Kristie. Though I got things to do and I wonder how I will manage.
Breaking News - President Putin wins the Olympic Winter Games - will take place in the town of Socchi -

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Islamic Suicide Attack on Glasgow Airport -

New PM Gordon Brown declares "I want all British people to be vigilant and want them to support the police and all the authorities.... I know the British people will stand together united, resolute and strong."
CNN Live now reports Liverpool Airport John Lennon now closed - On Air now

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Tony is off, America loosing a true sincere and loyal allie.
Happened, he thought that protecting Kurds was just as good as protecting Bosnians. Controversial thinking? May be, so what!
Now heading to peace process in a 60 years old conflict, well, break a leg man. Israel citizens dreamed Peace from the very first day and are still waiting.
Paris Liberated, No, nothin to do with US Army,
Paris Hilton, we about.
Well, you guys are having fun alright. Do you know anything about Condi being in Paris yesterday? Did she say anything about me returning home and when?
Come on, smile and laugh again, I do, just kidding!
Last smile was lovely, thank you. Was kidding about you having fun, not about me returning home, I am waiting.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Breaking News - France - Just over, broadcasted on BFM TV network, a french official has declared, Polland and its fascist regime will have no choice, just say yes to the new EU treaty - Breaking News -
We will have this shocking report asap we have found the name of that french official.