Alright, I apologise Ralitsa, not James, I never thought Jamie could be that much fun. Is racing unfairly his preferred hobby? Last time, he used his car to race against a bicycle and somebody using public transportation and this time against somebody severely wounded, I mean Jamie could you please accept to race within categories so you don't always win.

Now Jon, JON, JON, JON,
What's wrong? What's the problem? Am I so far away that you can't reach me? Do you want a raise? Is that the problem, a raise?
I mean a strike is at least a straight forward way to talk about money, but doing twice the same show in two weeks is just disloyal, why? Because you're paid, twice for the same job, well at least you thought you would be, you may have think that it would be smart to initiate a new way to protest and not losing money, I'm sorry but it won't work, to tell you exactly what I think you sould be ashamed of such a behaviour, didn't expect that from you.
Get back to work and do it now!
And the Encore Presentation for a show I have already seen JON isn't funny! AT ALL!
It just crossed my mind, the Paris regime gave Small Nations a great gift, Freedom, yes we didn't have it before, not quite the same you are used to but that's what they told us.
(The paris regime) WE are giving you Freedom :
You (stupid as.... rural B........) will be FREE to speak french only, isn't that kind?
Small Nations leaders :
Well that's nice but we already have our Nation's languages.
Paris regime :
Not anymore now that you have Freedom, You (SARB, aren't they cheap?) can't have both you know, you have to be reasonable.
Small Nations leaders :
Well, probably our limited understanding of that generous new concept, Freedom, we thought it meant we would keep our Nation's languages and you would teach us a new language french that we would use for exchange with you and or the other Small Nations. A new way to communicate that broadens our exchanges while keeping our mother's tongue and culture(Were we that naive? I guess we were).
Paris regime :
Interesting (these SARB are not only limited, they could easily become troublemakers, we'll have to keep an eye on them, we'll send them some "prefet") but Freedom is an intellectual concept you see, not something you can bargain (has the vulgarity of these SARBs any limit? Let's try something they can understand), french only is unseparable from Freedom, it's a part of it (WE found something), it's like cow and milk, do you get it?
Small Nations leaders :
We do, the cow is french only and the milk Freedom, right? (for now we can't do much, but the milk we'll get is the kind we get in the evening after a stormy afternoon).
HoHo Caroline! You're cute!
Paris regime :
Fantastic (good boys) and Freedom is something we'll all share, (we won't share anything more ever but french only yes), a very universal gift that we are proud to see you value so much(they didn't say so yet, but we can anticipate, the "prefet" are now on duty).
Small Nations leaders :
??????(It will take a few generations to recover, may be dozens but we will and do you want to bet, it will be done to them what they did to us) Is this very valuable gift of yours free?
Paris regime :
Of course, this is a human right (can you believe that, SARBs are so tight, awful)
Small Nations leaders:
Thank you (Bad signal, when they say it's free that means we can't afford it, endless payments)
Paris regime :
We have more for you, we are giving you "equality".

That's all for now folks!

To be continued but for now, I'm gonna have a nice cup of coffee!

What Small Nations leaders didn't know is that years and years later Freedom(Paris regime version) would lead Dr House to speak french only in France, isn't Freedom something powerful?!??